He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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