Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The power of my boobs compel you
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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