can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
bring money and cleavage
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
