Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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