i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I did not marry a roomba.
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