I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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