She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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