No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
