I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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