Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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