i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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