What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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