Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I wear drunk well.
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