Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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