normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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