sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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