You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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