Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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