I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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