last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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