I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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