he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
There are leaves in my underwear?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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