how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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