Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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