just tell him i said nine months
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
