just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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