I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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