A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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