You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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