But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I need to wash the frat house off of me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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