i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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