not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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