who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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