So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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