I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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