Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The air was thick with penises
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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