mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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