Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
nutella sex= disaster
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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