i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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