I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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