im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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