i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sorry about my life...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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