She's JV to your varsity
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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