Hey man sorry I got all grabby
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
