who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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