I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize
