PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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