you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
