super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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