The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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